Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Nice Piercing Bitch!
Whining when he pushes your head down on his cock instead of stroking your hair. Know why he's pushing, skippy? Because you aren't doing it right, and have apparently ignored the other clues he's given you. Pay attention to the signals that he's sending you.
Not moving at all. Missionary is not an excuse to do nothing. Using random magazines as a sex bible. I don’t know who comes up with half that shit, but I'm pretty sure they need counseling.
Expecting him to undress himself with any amount of grace. He's about to get some pussy or clitty. Be glad he bothered to take his pants all the way off. If it concerns you so much, undress him yourself.
Not shaving your legs. But if you want your guy stubble free, you better get out the razor. Ask a tgirl about shaving her legs sometime!
Allowing your crotch to resemble the Amazon. Yes, waxing hurts. Yes, some people don't want to go bare. That’s fine. If you like bush then great! If you have sensitive skin and can't shave, I feel for you. But for the love of Christ, trim that bush if you want him to spend any time down there.
Assuming that sex means a relationship. The only relationship you have is that he has now stuck his dilly in your cha cha. That's as far as it goes unless otherwise noted.
Withholding oral sex just because you're ragging. He didn't do it. Unless you want him to withhold oral sex because he's hormonal, I suggest you get some kneepads.