Friday, July 30, 2010
Thursday, July 29, 2010
A blonde woman strode angrily into the large store, slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction. The clerk asked, “What’s the problem? Wouldn’t your cat eat them?” The woman’s eyes got very large, and she whispered, “Do you mean to tell me that ‘Pussy Treats’ are for cats?”
Hi Darling: I live in the USA in Rochester, NY I like the satin silk ones.Love Charlene PS: I would love to be your love toy..
Any fetish stores in your area? I assume I NY City is too far. I liked to try mine on first. I assume the maid uniform is for you. Who will you be serving or playing with?
You might try:
Fantasies in lace http://www.fantasiesinlace.com//
Suddenly Femme http://www.crossdresser.com//
Three Wishes http://www.3wishes.com/french.asp
Lingerie Diva http://www.lingeriediva.com//
Do not go cheap.
Also willing to interview appropriate candidates
“When I realized that I couldn’t satisfy my wife’s insatiable sex appetite,” the man said to his drinking buddy, “I bought her quite an assortment of every sex toy made, thinking that would keep her faithful.” “Did it work ?” asked the friend. “Well, kinda…” the man replied. “But now, every time I do feel like a fuck, I find myself 3rd or 4th in line.”
Waxing Genital Hair. Consider some of the more time-tested genital hair waxing traditions, using wax.
Genital Hair Removal Costs. Discover the costs for genital hair removal for temporary or permanent results. Shavers can cost under $50… waxing kits less. Permanent laser pubic hair removal and electrolysis prices in the hundreds of dollars depend on the surface area…density of hair…and where your skin and hair specialist operates.
Genital Hair Removal Cream For ‘Temporary’ Results. A number of creams are available…some may require prescriptions… Cautions? You have highly sensitive skin in the pubic region, so applications have to be done very carefully in order to avoid irritation to your skin. Hair removal creams mean you’ll repeat treatments as needed.
Applying The Wax. What’s the first step? Heat the wax until liquid. Your pubic area carries some highly sensitive skin, easily irritated, tending towards rashes and bumps and in growing hairs so “waxer beware”. Yes, the wax should be warm and viscous…but not too hot or you’ll get burning of sensitive skin.
Apply your pubic hair wax in roughly 1-inch strips. Next, let cool for 30 seconds or more until the wax hardens. Getting The Tear Right. Pull-and-tear is key to getting rid of unwanted genital hair. Technique? Take care to pull in the direction “opposite” to how your pubic hair is growing. Reason? You’ll get a cleaner, truer and deeper roots-and-all effect.
Discomfort Levels? Face it…ouch…waxing genital hairs and then yanking hairs out by the roots requires some discipline and commitment, if you’re doing this at home. Alternatively, go to a hair waxing spa or beauty salon and let a professional do the work for you. Afterwards? Your skin will be red… with slightly raised micro-welts for a day or so after you wax, but you’ll literally be as smooth as a baby.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Please describe, in as much detail as possible, the first time you dressed.
Were you forced by a Mistress or Master?
Were you just curious on your own?
Have you done it multiple times?
Did you enjoy it?
have you ever dressed for your wife or girlfriend?
Have you been out in public?
Are you bi or bicurious?
I did it on my own. I discovered my sister Melissa's burgundy satin teddy and was trying it on when she caught me. So technically I was not forced to dress in her teddy but she forced me to do a my first complete sissy makeover .. shaving head to toe with a complete feminine outfit and of course my first blow job .. her boyfriend Tommy. I was hooked for life. Yes i am bi and i was dressed when i met my wife and yes so enjoy it.
Monday, July 26, 2010
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Is your wife a willing participant or does she have no idea that you seek this sissy opportunity? if she is willing player then your first step is to do what every sissy desires .. go shopping for your frilly maid's outfit ... if she has no idea .. good luck ... is she vanilla or could be open is the real question ... if she's open you need to start letting her know that you want to be of service to her ... if she is vanilla shock her and look for another place to live.
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Monday, July 5, 2010
As the Air Force cargo aircraft pushed back from the gate, the load mistress gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your Aircraft Commander, Major Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination."
Sgt. Looper, sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right? Is the Major a woman?" When the cargo crew came by, he said "Did I understand you right? Is the Major a woman?"
"Yes," said the Crew Member, "In fact, this entire crew is female."
"My God," said Sgt. Looper, "I'd better have a tranquilizer. I don't know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."
"That's another thing Sarge," she said, "We no longer call it the cock pit."
"It's the Box Office."
When it comes to turning a woman on, there’s wet, and then there’s wet. You can learn how to unleash a tidal wave of orgasmic juices in your bed. Read on to find out more about the phenomenon of female ejaculation.
Females ejaculate? Yes, they do. We’re talking about a gusher of fluid spurting out of her pussy as she comes. Actually, to be more accurate, the fluid comes squirting out of her urethra. Don’t let this gross you out, though; it’s not pee! Female cum is a clear, odorless liquid produced by a small organ called the “female prostate,” or urethral sponge, which is located between the urethra and vagina. The fluid it produces just happens to come out of the pee hole, but...so does guys’ semen, right?
While some women may experience ejaculation naturally in the course of intercourse or other sex play, most require some concentrated stimulation of the G-spot. Massaging the G-spot causes the urethral sponge to become engorged with fluid, which is then expelled during orgasm. And, as with an orgasm, ejaculation also requires the woman to “let go.” Before ejaculating, the woman will feel as though she is going to pee. However, it is nearly impossible for her to urinate while coming, because the muscular contractions of orgasm close off the bladder and prevent the passage of urine.
Having sex in a public place is a huge turn-on for many women and this tgirl in particular because it’s just so naughty. Public doesn’t mean “right out on the street in front of everyone to see”; it generally means somewhere discreet, but very much in the public domain. From cars to public toilets to the library, the possibilities are endless… a park, an alleyway, a coffee shop bathroom, a crowded metro… all these places offer the thrill of debauchery, but you can do it without anyone really actually knowing what you are doing. If you do get caught, the giggles will be worth it unless, of course, you get arrested! Even so, you can add your mug shots to your photo album.
The key to having sex in public is to keep it decent. This means wearing appropriate clothing for easy access, and keeping the huffs, puffs and squeals down. Your thrills may not thrill too many other people.
The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
I find this to be absoluetely true!
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
I find this to also be absoluetely true!
Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
And I always thought it was the amount cream I swallowed.
Sex actually relieves headaches. A love making session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
I get headaches when I don't have sex daily!
A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
That's a thought -- sex can replace the tissue!
Why do you get dark rings or bags under your eyes when you are tired?
This is another medical mystery. We do know, however, that the eyelid skin is the thinnest anywhere on the body and thin skin allows dark venous blood to show through.
In addition to being caused by lack of sleep dark rings can be brought on by allergies or asthma. This condition is called "allergic shiners". This can cause more blood to pool in the tissues underneath the eyes and can add to the puffiness in the area.
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All of the above tend to make the circles less noticeable. A good concealer or foundation can also do the trick!
Now, Nikkij's trick is to make the connection early in the evening -- versus later -- so she's in bed before eleven .... and of course stay bed in until noon.
Oops --- You have to sleep right ... well I guess I need to come up with some more tricks!
1. Find a bargain.
If you're taking a summer road trip, plan out your route before you go. Identify gas stations along the way that have the lowest prices.
When I stopped in a beach town last week to fill up my car I didn't plan like I should have (I almost ran out of gas), and it cost me the most I'd ever paid for gas -- $3.85 a gallon. Next time I'll go to GasBuddy.com, a site that lets consumers share gas price information easily, and find a better deal before I head for the beach.
2. Keep your tires fully inflated.
The U.S. Department of Energy reports that the average driver can improve mileage by 3.3 percent simply by inflating their vehicle's tires regularly.
In fact, according to the AAA, under-inflated tires are the No. 1 way we waste gas. One out of every four cars and one out of every three pickups, vans, and SUVs have at least one extremely low tire. So pick up a tire gauge at your local auto parts store and check your tire pressure whenever you pull into a service station for gas. Your car's owner's manual will tell you the recommended PSI -- pounds per square inch -- rating.
3. Get a tune-up.
A vehicle in need of servicing is wasting gas in more ways than one. According to the Department of Energy, replacing a clogged air filter can improve your gas mileage by 10 percent, while fixing a faulty oxygen sensor can improve gas mileage by an unbelievable 40 percent.
So kick off your summer by getting that tune-up you've been putting off. Check your owner's manual, or download a free service and maintenance schedule at CarCare.org.
4. Fill 'er up with regular unleaded if possible.
If premium gas isn't absolutely required by your car's manufacturer, then opt for regular unleaded. According to AAA, one out of five gallons of gas pumped in the U.S. is premium -- yet only 10 percent of vehicles require this higher octane fuel.
The truth is that you may not even notice the difference when you drive your car with regular gas instead of premium, and the cost difference can be as much as 40 cents per gallon. If your car doesn't require premium unleaded, you're wasting your money -- premium doesn't improve performance.
5. Adjust your driving habits.
Speeding, excessive accelerating, and sudden braking all waste gas. A more relaxed driving style not only improves safety, it also improves gas mileage by 33 percent for highway driving.
Idling your engine for long periods can also waste up to a gallon of gas per hour. Also, think twice before blasting the air conditioning. According to the Department of Energy, operating your car's air conditioner on its maximum setting can reduce your miles per gallon by 5 to 25 percent compared to not using it at all.
6. Clean out your trunk.
Unnecessary cargo weighs your car down. A hundred extra pounds can reduce your miles per gallon by 2 percent.
Going on vacation? Try to avoid storing luggage on your roof. The increased wind resistance will reduce your mileage as well.
You'll literally save thousands of dollars a year in fuel costs if you share a ride to work. Here's an example: If you commute to work 40 miles per day round trip, work full-time, drive a vehicle that gets 24 mpg, and pay the national average for gas, your estimated yearly cost to commute is $5,124.
But if you carpool with one other person, you'll save an estimated $2,562 a year. Carpool with three other people and you'll save an estimated $3,843 a year.
Plug your own commuting numbers into the CommuteSmart cost calculator to see what you can save by carpooling. Then find a rideshare buddy in your area by visiting eRideShare.com.
8. If you're buying a new car, make fuel efficiency a priority.
There's so much to consider when purchasing a new car that fuel efficiency can get lost in the shuffle. By law, however, the Environmental Protection Agency's (EPA) fuel efficiency rating for new cars is posted in large black numbers on a sticker in the window.
Due to the way vehicles (including hybrids) are tested, those EPA ratings didn't used to reflect real-life conditions. But according to a recent Consumer Reports article, the EPA is using a more accurate method for determining fuel efficiency for all 2008 vehicles. So whether you're shopping at a dealer or comparing EPA estimates online, some quick calculations will help you find a fuel efficient car that's right for you.
9. Buy a hybrid, get a tax break.
Driving a hybrid, which runs on a combination of gas and electric power, will significantly increase your miles per gallon. Hybrid cars are becoming more affordable, too.
According to a recent Wall Street Journal article, in the past it took up to 15 years for the cost savings on gas to offset hybrids' higher sticker prices. But now buyers are seeing a significantly shorter length of time to recoup their investment -- for some models, the break-even period is less than a year.
The government is even offering tax incentives when you purchase certain hybrid vehicles.
There's a whole lot of information on how to arrange a threesome, but there's very little about what you should do once you're in one. Threesomes are not like regular sex -- they require both imagination and sensitivity. If you plan on having a threesome, you need to go into the situation with some idea of what you're going to be doing. Understanding these basic rules will help you avoid some common mistakes that typically prevent you from getting the most out of your threesome. There are various types of threesomes that you can enjoy, but I'm betting that you're hoping for the type with two women, one of whom is likely your bisexual or bi-curious girlfriend or wife. These are the basics on how to handle such a delectable threesome.
Rule 1: Establish the rules
You're going to have sex with two women and all three of you have your own rules and limits, so understanding and respecting one another's comfort levels should be a top priority. Because your relationship with your woman will likely be affected by this new experience, you need to be absolutely clear on which acts she's comfortable with -- and what to avoid doing -- in advance. She may tell you that she's uncomfortable with the idea of you penetrating another woman or even pleasing another woman orally. You must respect her limits. Remember that each woman may suddenly feel jealous, so try your best not to shut either woman out and always give more attention to the woman with whom you have a relationship. As well, you may end up feeling jealous if you're not the center of attention. Just keep in mind that the object of the game is to share sex between three people. Also, keep in mind that although some people try to drink their way to bravery for a threesome, drunken sex usually ends up being bad. If you want to have a cocktail or two to loosen up, that's fine, but no more. You want to be at peak performance.
Rule 3: Keep yourself busy When you find that both women are busy pleasuring each other and you have nothing to do, keep yourself busy. Take matters into your own hands and find something to do. Caress the breasts, thighs or vagina(s) of one or both women, kiss their backs or necks, or
· Globally, 44% of people claim complete satisfaction.
· Africans are the most sexually satisfied (66%).
· Greeks have the most sex at 164 times a year, followed by Brazilians (145 times).
· Americans spend 18 minutes per session, the same as the global average, while Africans spend the most time (24 minutes). Western Europeans spend the least time (17 minutes).
· Americans (59%) are more likely to regularly orgasm than people around the world (48%).
· Twice as many American men (64%) as women usually orgasm.
· Age-wise it is the 65-plus age group who are most likely to achieve orgasm.
Going to a strip club?
The good news for those of you who are anti-exotic dancer: Half of men think that visiting a strip club is cheating. The other half? Going to a strip club is like going to a sporting event-there's lots of entertainment, lots of excitement, and lots of interest in watching the most talented players in action.
In a recent poll, many men said that they feel there's no harm in once-in-a-while visits since there's no emotional attachment and only temporary, artificial physical attraction.
"Sometimes, to be blunt about it," one man responded in the poll, "it's just a bit of art appreciation, and it's nice to see another woman naked."
Besides it's like going to a restaurant .. Sometimes you can order off the menu, but you just can't finish the meal!
Kissing another woman?
Some guys may try to wiggle out of a drunken kiss with a stranger (or coworker, in the cloakroon, at the Christmas party) as a one-time-only event. But the true test about whether a guy thinks something is cheating is whether he'd be ok with the situation reversed.
Guys don't want their women exchanging lip balm (or any thing else physical) with another guy, and nearly 90 percent of guys agree that their own drunken hook-up with a stranger is indeed off-limits.