Friday, July 30, 2010

Tiffany Amber Rhoads

Tiffany Amber Rhoads

Tiffany Amber Rhoads

Health and Beauty Tip --

The Perfect Haircut

If you can't pick a style, ask your stylist to try a "v-cut" (longer in the back and shorter at the sides). The chin-length hair in the front is universally flattering, and those whose faces may not be complemented by long hair can still have some length in the back.

Crissy Black!

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Who's Your Kitty

A blonde woman strode angrily into the large store, slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction. The clerk asked, “What’s the problem? Wouldn’t your cat eat them?” The woman’s eyes got very large, and she whispered, “Do you mean to tell me that ‘Pussy Treats’ are for cats?”

Yes She Is!

More Giggi

Show Me Yours...!

What’s the difference between a man and a vibrator?

One is cold and impersonal, and the other needs a fuck’n battery.

Hi Darling: I live in the USA in Rochester, NY I like the satin silk ones.Love Charlene PS: I would love to be your love toy..


Any fetish stores in your area? I assume I NY City is too far. I liked to try mine on first. I assume the maid uniform is for you. Who will you be serving or playing with?

You might try:
Fantasies in lace
Suddenly Femme
Three Wishes
Lingerie Diva

Do not go cheap.

Also willing to interview appropriate candidates

Ask me anything

They Have Never Asked Me To Leave ...

George meets up with a friend on the street, and the friend can tell George is really pissed. He asks him what the matter is. George replies, “The people at Victoria’s Secret are SO rude. There I am in their store and I’m trying to buy some panties for my lady, and I’m picking some out… and the manager asks me to leave!! All I was trying to do was decide which ones I liked. So – I took the panties out of my mouth and took my business elsewhere.”

The Line Forms To The Rear ...

“When I realized that I couldn’t satisfy my wife’s insatiable sex appetite,” the man said to his drinking buddy, “I bought her quite an assortment of every sex toy made, thinking that would keep her faithful.” “Did it work ?” asked the friend. “Well, kinda…” the man replied. “But now, every time I do feel like a fuck, I find myself 3rd or 4th in line.”

Hair Removal!

Waxing Genital Hair. Consider some of the more time-tested genital hair waxing traditions, using wax.

Genital Hair Removal Costs. Discover the costs for genital hair removal for temporary or permanent results. Shavers can cost under $50… waxing kits less. Permanent laser pubic hair removal and electrolysis prices in the hundreds of dollars depend on the surface area…density of hair…and where your skin and hair specialist operates.

Genital Hair Removal Cream For ‘Temporary’ Results. A number of creams are available…some may require prescriptions… Cautions? You have highly sensitive skin in the pubic region, so applications have to be done very carefully in order to avoid irritation to your skin. Hair removal creams mean you’ll repeat treatments as needed.

Applying The Wax. What’s the first step? Heat the wax until liquid. Your pubic area carries some highly sensitive skin, easily irritated, tending towards rashes and bumps and in growing hairs so “waxer beware”. Yes, the wax should be warm and viscous…but not too hot or you’ll get burning of sensitive skin.

Apply your pubic hair wax in roughly 1-inch strips. Next, let cool for 30 seconds or more until the wax hardens. Getting The Tear Right. Pull-and-tear is key to getting rid of unwanted genital hair. Technique? Take care to pull in the direction “opposite” to how your pubic hair is growing. Reason? You’ll get a cleaner, truer and deeper roots-and-all effect.

Discomfort Levels? Face it…ouch…waxing genital hairs and then yanking hairs out by the roots requires some discipline and commitment, if you’re doing this at home. Alternatively, go to a hair waxing spa or beauty salon and let a professional do the work for you. Afterwards? Your skin will be red… with slightly raised micro-welts for a day or so after you wax, but you’ll literally be as smooth as a baby.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Does a Bracelet Count?

Have You Ever...

Please describe, in as much detail as possible, the first time you dressed.

Were you forced by a Mistress or Master?
Were you just curious on your own?
Have you done it multiple times?
Did you enjoy it?

have you ever dressed for your wife or girlfriend?

Have you been out in public?
Are you bi or bicurious?

I did it on my own. I discovered my sister Melissa's burgundy satin teddy and was trying it on when she caught me. So technically I was not forced to dress in her teddy but she forced me to do a my first complete sissy makeover .. shaving head to toe with a complete feminine outfit and of course my first blow job .. her boyfriend Tommy. I was hooked for life. Yes i am bi and i was dressed when i met my wife and yes so enjoy it.

Monday, July 26, 2010

Pick Me!

Joe, the governor's most trusted assistant, died in his sleep one night. The governor depended on Joe for advice on every subject, from pending bills to wardrobe decisions. In addition, Joe had been his closest friend. So, it was understandable that the governor didn't take kindly to the droves of ambitious office seekers who wanted Joe's job.
"They don't even have the decency to wait until the man is buried," the governor muttered. At the funeral, one eager beaver made his way to the governor's side. "Governor," the man said, "is there a chance that I could take Joe's place?" "Certainly," the governor replied. "But you'd better hurry. I think the undertaker is almost finished."

Friday, July 23, 2010

I'm Flabbergasted!

Over 4000 unique visitors to No Respectful TGirl is Ever Completely Naked ... Today! Thank you

Thursday, July 8, 2010

How do I get my wife to turn me into a sissy maid?

Is your wife a willing participant or does she have no idea that you seek this sissy opportunity? if she is willing player then your first step is to do what every sissy desires .. go shopping for your frilly maid's outfit ... if she has no idea .. good luck ... is she vanilla or could be open is the real question ... if she's open you need to start letting her know that you want to be of service to her ... if she is vanilla shock her and look for another place to live.

Ask me anything

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Nikkij Never Gets Her Undies in A Bunch!

Getting your undies in a bunch when he talks dirty. A little fantasy can be fun. If he treats you with respect all the time, you shouldn't be offended when he calls you his dirty little slut. When he calls you a whore and tells you to come, it’s his way of showing that he cares if you get off. Stop being a sissy. Refusing to be spontaneous. I know this is shocking, but sometimes sex OUTSIDE of the bedroom is fun. You bet it is!Dissing quickies because it's not some slow sensual ordeal. Sex is a dynamic thing. There is an awesome raw energy when you only have 20 minutes but having to have someone so bad that you do it half clothed against the wall. Readjust your thinking.
Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out.Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partner’s mouth while you get off can be hot. It depends on the situation.Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up.Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault.Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. Roll over bitch. This position is uncomfortable after awhile. A little snuggling isn't unreasonable, but when it's time to actually sleep? An arm draped over you should suffice.Expecting him to always lay on the charm and romance. Sometimes, that's nice. Sometimes. But expecting him to be all roses and candles all the time is like expecting you to act like a porn star all the time. If you're not willing to do that, don't expect him to switch for you.Being selfish in bed. Regardless of the shit that Cosmo forces down our throats, sex is NOT just about us. Get over it.

Monday, July 5, 2010

Political Correctness

As the Air Force cargo aircraft pushed back from the gate, the load mistress gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your Aircraft Commander, Major Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination."
Sgt. Looper, sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right? Is the Major a woman?" When the cargo crew came by, he said "Did I understand you right? Is the Major a woman?"
"Yes," said the Crew Member, "In fact, this entire crew is female."
"My God," said Sgt. Looper, "I'd better have a tranquilizer. I don't know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."
"That's another thing Sarge," she said, "We no longer call it the cock pit."
"It's the Box Office."

Can I Help?

Masturbation tip # 10. Put on a pair of pantyhose and if you do it right, you will get an instant hard-on! Stroke your clit until your jizz shoots through the pantyhose panel.
Spiked heels help too!

Do TGirls Ejaculate Too...?

When it comes to turning a woman on, there’s wet, and then there’s wet. You can learn how to unleash a tidal wave of orgasmic juices in your bed. Read on to find out more about the phenomenon of female ejaculation.
How It Works
Females ejaculate? Yes, they do. We’re talking about a gusher of fluid spurting out of her pussy as she comes. Actually, to be more accurate, the fluid comes squirting out of her urethra. Don’t let this gross you out, though; it’s not pee! Female cum is a clear, odorless liquid produced by a small organ called the “female prostate,” or urethral sponge, which is located between the urethra and vagina. The fluid it produces just happens to come out of the pee hole, does guys’ semen, right?

While some women may experience ejaculation naturally in the course of intercourse or other sex play, most require some concentrated stimulation of the G-spot. Massaging the G-spot causes the urethral sponge to become engorged with fluid, which is then expelled during orgasm. And, as with an orgasm, ejaculation also requires the woman to “let go.” Before ejaculating, the woman will feel as though she is going to pee. However, it is nearly impossible for her to urinate while coming, because the muscular contractions of orgasm close off the bladder and prevent the passage of urine.

Public Display Of Lotas Affection

Having sex in a public place is a huge turn-on for many women and this tgirl in particular because it’s just so naughty. Public doesn’t mean “right out on the street in front of everyone to see”; it generally means somewhere discreet, but very much in the public domain. From cars to public toilets to the library, the possibilities are endless… a park, an alleyway, a coffee shop bathroom, a crowded metro… all these places offer the thrill of debauchery, but you can do it without anyone really actually knowing what you are doing. If you do get caught, the giggles will be worth it unless, of course, you get arrested! Even so, you can add your mug shots to your photo album.
The key to having sex in public is to keep it decent. This means wearing appropriate clothing for easy access, and keeping the huffs, puffs and squeals down. Your thrills may not thrill too many other people.

Sex.... and More Sex ....

The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
I find this to be absoluetely true!

Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
I find this to also be absoluetely true!
Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
And I always thought it was the amount cream I swallowed.
Sex actually relieves headaches. A love making session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
I get headaches when I don't have sex daily!
A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
That's a thought -- sex can replace the tissue!

Dark What...?

Why do you get dark rings or bags under your eyes when you are tired?
This is another medical mystery. We do know, however, that the eyelid skin is the thinnest anywhere on the body and thin skin allows dark venous blood to show through.
In addition to being caused by lack of sleep dark rings can be brought on by allergies or asthma. This condition is called "allergic shiners". This can cause more blood to pool in the tissues underneath the eyes and can add to the puffiness in the area.
Adequate rest
Good Nutrition
Overall Good Health
All of the above tend to make the circles less noticeable. A good concealer or foundation can also do the trick!
Now, Nikkij's trick is to make the connection early in the evening -- versus later -- so she's in bed before eleven .... and of course stay bed in until noon.
Oops --- You have to sleep right ... well I guess I need to come up with some more tricks!

Travel Tips

1. Find a bargain.
If you're taking a summer road trip, plan out your route before you go. Identify gas stations along the way that have the lowest prices.

When I stopped in a beach town last week to fill up my car I didn't plan like I should have (I almost ran out of gas), and it cost me the most I'd ever paid for gas -- $3.85 a gallon. Next time I'll go to, a site that lets consumers share gas price information easily, and find a better deal before I head for the beach.

2. Keep your tires fully inflated.
The U.S. Department of Energy reports that the average driver can improve mileage by 3.3 percent simply by inflating their vehicle's tires regularly.
In fact, according to the AAA, under-inflated tires are the No. 1 way we waste gas. One out of every four cars and one out of every three pickups, vans, and SUVs have at least one extremely low tire. So pick up a tire gauge at your local auto parts store and check your tire pressure whenever you pull into a service station for gas. Your car's owner's manual will tell you the recommended PSI -- pounds per square inch -- rating.

3. Get a tune-up.
A vehicle in need of servicing is wasting gas in more ways than one. According to the
Department of Energy, replacing a clogged air filter can improve your gas mileage by 10 percent, while fixing a faulty oxygen sensor can improve gas mileage by an unbelievable 40 percent.
So kick off your summer by getting that tune-up you've been putting off. Check your owner's manual, or download a free service and maintenance schedule at

4. Fill 'er up with regular unleaded if possible.
If premium gas isn't absolutely required by your car's manufacturer, then opt for regular unleaded. According to AAA, one out of five gallons of gas pumped in the U.S. is premium -- yet only 10 percent of vehicles require this higher octane fuel.
The truth is that you may not even notice the difference when you drive your car with regular gas instead of premium, and the cost difference can be as much as 40 cents per gallon. If your car doesn't require premium unleaded, you're wasting your money -- premium doesn't improve performance.

5. Adjust your driving habits.
Speeding, excessive accelerating, and sudden braking all waste gas. A more relaxed driving style not only improves safety, it also improves gas mileage by 33 percent for highway driving.
Idling your engine for long periods can also waste up to a gallon of gas per hour. Also, think twice before blasting the air conditioning. According to the
Department of Energy, operating your car's air conditioner on its maximum setting can reduce your miles per gallon by 5 to 25 percent compared to not using it at all.

6. Clean out your trunk.
Unnecessary cargo weighs your car down. A hundred extra pounds can reduce your miles per gallon by 2 percent.
Going on vacation? Try to avoid storing luggage on your roof. The increased wind resistance will reduce your mileage as well.

7. Carpool.
You'll literally save thousands of dollars a year in fuel costs if you share a ride to work. Here's an example: If you commute to work 40 miles per day round trip, work full-time, drive a vehicle that gets 24 mpg, and pay the national average for gas, your estimated yearly cost to commute is $5,124.
But if you carpool with one other person, you'll save an estimated $2,562 a year. Carpool with three other people and you'll save an estimated $3,843 a year.
Plug your own commuting numbers into the
CommuteSmart cost calculator to see what you can save by carpooling. Then find a rideshare buddy in your area by visiting

8. If you're buying a new car, make fuel efficiency a priority.
There's so much to consider when purchasing a new car that fuel efficiency can get lost in the shuffle. By law, however, the Environmental Protection Agency's (EPA) fuel efficiency rating for new cars is posted in large black numbers on
a sticker in the window.
Due to the way vehicles (including hybrids) are tested, those EPA ratings didn't used to reflect real-life conditions. But according to a recent Consumer Reports article, the EPA is using a more accurate method for determining fuel efficiency for all 2008 vehicles. So whether you're shopping at a dealer or comparing
EPA estimates online, some quick calculations will help you find a fuel efficient car that's right for you.

9. Buy a hybrid, get a tax break.
Driving a hybrid, which runs on a combination of gas and electric power, will significantly increase your miles per gallon. Hybrid cars are becoming more affordable, too.
According to a recent Wall Street Journal article, in the past it took up to 15 years for the cost savings on gas to offset hybrids' higher sticker prices. But now buyers are seeing a significantly shorter length of time to recoup their investment -- for some models, the break-even period is less than a year.

The government is even offering tax incentives when you purchase certain hybrid vehicles.

Thoughts About Movies

1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are always rock hard and ready to go. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket. 10. All women are noisy fucks. 11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 12. Those tits are real. 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other (and the girl isn't disgusted!) 16. Double penetration makes women smile. 17. Asian men don't exist. 18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't have even the slightest problem with you jamming your cock in his girlfriend's mouth. 19. There's a plot. 20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt. 21. Nurses suck patient's cocks. 22. Men always pull out. 23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you. 24. Women never have headaches... or periods. 25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it". 26. Assholes are clean. 27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned. 28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trouser and find a cock there. 29. Men don't have to beg. 30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip. 31. All women are completely bald. 33. Women really don't mind being picked up off the street and then fucked in a moving van.

Threesomes Rule ...

There's a whole lot of information on how to arrange a threesome, but there's very little about what you should do once you're in one. Threesomes are not like regular sex -- they require both imagination and sensitivity. If you plan on having a threesome, you need to go into the situation with some idea of what you're going to be doing. Understanding these basic rules will help you avoid some common mistakes that typically prevent you from getting the most out of your threesome. There are various types of threesomes that you can enjoy, but I'm betting that you're hoping for the type with two women, one of whom is likely your bisexual or bi-curious girlfriend or wife. These are the basics on how to handle such a delectable threesome.
Rule 1: Establish the rules
You're going to have sex with two women and all three of you have your own rules and limits, so understanding and respecting one another's comfort levels should be a top priority. Because your relationship with your woman will likely be affected by this new experience, you need to be absolutely clear on which acts she's comfortable with -- and what to avoid doing -- in advance. She may tell you that she's uncomfortable with the idea of you penetrating another woman or even pleasing another woman
orally. You must respect her limits. Remember that each woman may suddenly feel jealous, so try your best not to shut either woman out and always give more attention to the woman with whom you have a relationship. As well, you may end up feeling jealous if you're not the center of attention. Just keep in mind that the object of the game is to share sex between three people. Also, keep in mind that although some people try to drink their way to bravery for a threesome, drunken sex usually ends up being bad. If you want to have a cocktail or two to loosen up, that's fine, but no more. You want to be at peak performance.
Rule 2: Be as giving as you can Although you may be hoping that the two women will give you 100% of their attention, the truth is that they're there to please each other just as much as they're there to please you. You may end up feeling ignored and should do your best to get over it. The best way to approach this situation is to forget your feelings for a moment and try to be as generous with your hands and mouth as you can. Pleasure in one-on-one sex goes back and forth, but in a threesome it's more of a cycle that moves from person to person. So be patient; focus on turning both women on and the attention will come back to you. Whatever pleasure you get in a threesome is a treat, so instead of expecting anything in particular (like getting oral sex from both women at once), enjoy everything that comes your way. Keep your hands moving in the threesome and make sure you know when to penetrate.

Rule 3: Keep yourself busy When you find that both women are busy pleasuring each other and you have nothing to do, keep yourself busy. Take matters into your own hands and find something to do. Caress the breasts, thighs or vagina(s) of one or both women, kiss their backs or necks, or
give oral sex to one if she's in a position that allows you to (believe me, this will redirect attention toward you in a hurry). If you decide instead just to pleasure yourself for a little while, don't feel bad; the action will come back to you soon enough.
Rule 4: Be careful with penetration Penetration is what novelist Tom Robbins calls "that old show-stopper." It automatically forms a serious bond between you and one woman, leaving the other out. For this reason, penetrate only when you're sure both women are comfortable with it. Your natural inclination will be to pay close attention to the woman you're having sex with, but you mustn't focus on her entirely. This is about the three of you, so keep that ideal close at hand. Kiss and touch the other woman, look her in the eye, and talk to her if the mood is appropriate. Be aware that you may feel overwhelmed with pleasure if you're thrusting into one woman and kissing and caressing another, meaning that you might climax more quickly than expected. Take it slowly and pace yourself. And don't get so excited that you lose track of the women: all three of you should be sexually satisfied and, even if you achieve climax first, you must do everything you can to bring your two partners to orgasm. Rule
5: Be safe Condoms are a necessity, obviously. Semen, vaginal fluid and menstrual blood transmit STDs, so use one specific hand to pleasure one specific woman and use the other hand on the other woman -- and keep it that way. You must never alternate. Likewise, if you're having intercourse with both women, you must also use a separate condom with each partner. As well, dental dams are a good precaution for oral sex. Lubricate the side that you place against a woman's skin for better sensation.
It's not a Relationship -- Afterward, lie around with both women in post-coital bliss. But remember, it's not a relationship. This means that the third person likely shouldn't sleep over. It may seem like a great idea in the moment, but prolonging a threesome is a recipe for total disaster. Be reassuring to your girlfriend or wife. You've had fun, but it's only pleasure and experimentation. Tell her that she turns you on, that seeing her being pleasured by another woman aroused you, and that while you enjoyed yourself, there's no one for you but her. She's your primary concern, so let her know it, and you may well have more threesome adventures in the future.

How Americans Compare To The World

· Americans (48%) are more sexually satisfied than Australians (42%) and Europeans (40%), with people in Asia Pacific countries being the least satisfied (35%).
· Globally, 44% of people claim complete satisfaction.
· Africans are the most sexually satisfied (66%).
· Greeks have the most sex at 164 times a year, followed by Brazilians (145 times).
· Americans spend 18 minutes per session, the same as the global average, while Africans spend the most time (24 minutes). Western Europeans spend the least time (17 minutes).
· Americans (59%) are more likely to regularly orgasm than people around the world (48%).
· Twice as many American men (64%) as women usually orgasm.
· Age-wise it is the 65-plus age group who are most likely to achieve orgasm.

You Fart In Public

You’re holding court with a dazzling set of girls; you’d be pleased to go home with any one of them. The story you’re relating requires you to squat down, when suddenly an audible one slips out. Remedy: Ignore it and make a strong commitment to that by picking up the conversation where it stopped. Arguably there is no graceful exit here. A diversion is the lesser of all evils; every other solution simply extends its shelf life exponentially, and this will hurt you more than you know. Simply because you’re the star of an embarrassing situation hardly means you’re the only one embarrassed; others are bound to feel embarrassed too -- granted they feel this way for you, but this form of discomfort shares many of the same features. As a result, if you acknowledge your fart with “Thai food -- gets me every time” or “Oops!” you’re giving new life to a situation others want to see die as much as you do. In accordance with the situation above, your only other option -- used with great discretion -- is to add, “Well, that part didn’t happen, but the rest of it did.”

Four Common Mistakes Men Make

Unfortunately, some men don't realize that certain factors will deter a woman from accepting an advancement or invitation from a total stranger. Here are the top 4 common mistakes men make when approaching a woman:
1- Forgetting a woman's comfort zone Just because you know that you're a nice guy, that doesn't mean she will too. It is important for you to realize that most women will be on their guard when you first approach them. This is normal, and the important thing is for you to come across as a harmless guy. A little humor usually helps.
2- Trying to fool women The second biggest error most men make is that they don't give women enough credit and respect. Most men think that they can fool a woman into giving them their number. Listen, women know that you're trying to pick them up, so don't beat around the bush. Be direct and let them know exactly what you want. By doing so, you'll come across as a confident and straightforward man.
3- Approaching without a planSome people can improvise successfully, but regardless of the case, having a plan always helps your chances of coming across as a person she might consider dating.
4- Acting like a pervert It just seems that men keep on sabotaging any good chances they have by keeping their eyes aimed down at a woman's breasts. Instead, keep your eyes locked onto hers. You want her to think that you're the knight in shining armor who's going to romantically sweep her off her feet rather than a dog who's just sniffing any old fire hydrant ready to mark his territory.

A great list!

This was posted on my wonderful friend Jenn's blog and i am blatantly stealing it because it deserves to be shown to as many people as possible 50 Advantages of Having a Crossdressing Boyfriend 1. You can have your own private slumber parties. 2. If he wears a skirt - its easy access. 3. He always envies you because he would rather be wearing what youre wearing. 4. You can have a girlfriend as well as a boyfriend who doesn't mind waiting while you take your time shopping. 5. You can double your wardrobe if he's the same size as you! 6. You never have to worry about cheating on you with another woman. He IS the other woman!! 7. You always have a girlfriend to go shopping and have lunch with!! 8. While shopping, you can test a new shade of nail polish on him and he doesn't complain. 9. He'll rarely have scratchy five o'clock shadow. 10. He'll never ask you to have a threesome with another woman as long as he can wear the lingerie. 11. He will be sympathetic about your excess body hair. 12. He won't tear your lingerie when removing it from you. 13. He won't mind waiting on you or your girlfriends, and he won't forget to curtsey. 14. If you need a slip for that new dress you bought, he happens to have the perfect one, and lets you borrow it. 15. You can switch off wearing high heels on a long shopping spree. 16. A man in a dress makes a good cook. 17. He loves to smell perfume and will give you an honest opinion. 18. You can test a new shade of lipstick on him. 19. If you purchase something for the home, it will never be too feminine. 20. At least the toilet seat will be down. 21. He is a lot easier to buy gifts for. 22. He knows just the right way to make love, takes his time and knows just what makes you tick! 23. He will understand much better that the best thing a girl can have when she feels down is new clothes. 24. If he buys you clothes, you know he sizes them right. 25. You can take him to the hair salon with you and he will sit quietly while you both get your hair done, and he will never complain. In fact he'll thank you. 26. The only time he will ever care if you wear curlers to bed is if he has to wear the oversize rollers. 27. He understands why you don't care for spending 8 hours a day in pantyhose and high heels. 28. Never complains about leaving the delicate underwear out to dry. 29. He will not only shop with you but will pay the bill as well! 30. He knows how to handle the delicates when he does the laundry. 31. Satin and velvet are more snugly than denim and wool. 32. He understands the need for quality cosmetics. 33. You have more excuses to go shopping, and he will even carry the bags. 34. You can borrow his jewelry, clothes and makeup. 35. He understands why you go through so many pairs of stockings. 36. He no longer expects you to get ready for a night on the town in 15 minutes or less. 37. You can take the Cosmo quizzes together. 38. You can ask him how an outfit looks and get an intelligent response. 39. His new friends don't spend all day watching football. 40. He knows to walk slowly when youre wearing heels. 41. If he says, "Hon, you look nice." you know he really means it. 42. He can spot makeup smudges better than any other guy. 43. He's like having a live in cosmetologist. 44. He loves to go shopping with you and watch you try on clothes. 45. He knows how to treat a lady with care and respect. 46. He loves to dress up and have long chat sessions. 47. You can have a threesome without adding another partner. 48. If you've been bi-curious you can experiment a little. 49. You know one of you will have a tissue with you when you need it. 50. Dress him up in a French Maid's Uniform and you have a house cleaner for the day.

Tell Me Why!

What job would u choose if u could only have one of these choices?
A, Business person
B, Lawyer
C, Teacher
D, Policeman
E, Pro sports player
F, Waiter/bartender
G, Porn Diva
Tell me why?

Nikkij Will Strip For You

Going to a strip club?

The good news for those of you who are anti-exotic dancer: Half of men think that visiting a strip club is cheating. The other half? Going to a strip club is like going to a sporting event-there's lots of entertainment, lots of excitement, and lots of interest in watching the most talented players in action.

In a recent poll, many men said that they feel there's no harm in once-in-a-while visits since there's no emotional attachment and only temporary, artificial physical attraction.
"Sometimes, to be blunt about it," one man responded in the poll, "it's just a bit of art appreciation, and it's nice to see another woman naked."

Besides it's like going to a restaurant .. Sometimes you can order off the menu, but you just can't finish the meal!

Flirting or Cheating?

Kissing another woman?

Some guys may try to wiggle out of a drunken kiss with a stranger (or coworker, in the cloakroon, at the Christmas party) as a one-time-only event. But the true test about whether a guy thinks something is cheating is whether he'd be ok with the situation reversed.

Guys don't want their women exchanging lip balm (or any thing else physical) with another guy, and nearly 90 percent of guys agree that their own drunken hook-up with a stranger is indeed off-limits.